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Thursday 16 May 2013

Unpoem

Sadists understand clowns the best.
Think about it. 
Who knows more about laughing at pain?

A battered woman in a hospital bed. 
You visit with flowers. 
What made you choose Black-eyed Susans?

Morticians practice last aid. 

Which brings to mind: how long must doctors practice before they are declared competent?

Perhaps we should ask a mortician. 

Remember, "Hail to the Chief" is not a request for a change in the weather. 

Why is there no demand for
Chicken-leather boots? 
Lord knows, there are enough
Chicken skins in
The world to tan. 

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