Irony Writ Large

The U.S. Department of War existed from 1789 until August 10th 1949, on which date it was renamed the Department of Defence. Rather ironic that the Department of Defence has only engaged in offensive war. There has never been a serious reason to defend the continental USA.

Nazi Party

Ever been to a Nazi party?

The best of drink,

The finest food, 

Teutonic music,

Waving flags to 

Set the festive mood.

A larger dance floor 

Than 54’s but lie unseen 

The lasers, strobes and fog

Machines that help 

Hide our debaucheries, 

At a price and all for free.

Intoxication for the nation,

Everybody’s expectation… 

Power so nigh keeps you high

While you slip from lip to thigh.

Another glass of nepenthe, dear?

Perhaps display your über rear?

If we should ever settle here,

In heaven lit by jackboots’ gleam,

Leather starved for your wet scream,

‘Til tingling toys awake your skin,

Both what is seen and that within.

Enter now our custom dream…

Guests engorge, indulge their fancies.

See? There’s Goebbels in his wife’s panties.

We’re here to satisfy, we are the reason why 

You came here free, of your own will

But moonlight forges bonds of steel. 

Now, sunk in our philosophy 

Your soul is ours, feel our power,

Possessed flesh is all you’ll see.

We’re so glad you obeyed 

Our desire’s invitation,

For forever now you’ll 

Ever help to swell 

Our population.…