Dining Awhile

“I hope that Madame and Monsieur find our dishes to be satisfactory?”

“Oh, I do! I haven’t even seen these dishes in a sack o’ dog years! They are just SO lovely!”

“Madame is too kind. I believe we’ve had these from the beginning. As we say, Melmac’s the platter that matters!”

Heard In Passing

“Turn left up here.

  To see the falls.”

“But I’ve already seen the falls.”

“No, you have not.”