Friar Fatso
The Sheriff of SureWould!
(as in, "'Anyone care for this last slice of pie?' 'I sure would!'")
The Lord of Lard
His Imperial Immensity
The Suzerain of Size
Girth the Great
Kitchen Khan
The Duke of Digestion/Puke
Helping the Fifth
Baron Banquet
Earl Hurl
Danger? Might fall on the little tyke. You'd need to squeegee the kid into the body bag. No coroner needed. Got the event on seismograph.
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