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Saturday 31 August 2019

Haiku #204

She mumbled, rolled close 

Body heat’s a golden gift 

Except when dreams end.…

The “Sudden Knock” Ploy

How often have you heard or read the words, “a sudden knock on the door?” So, could you tell me what other kind of a knock you are going to get? Does the courier yell “I’M GOING TO KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR” before they knock on your door? Sudden: that’s what knocks ARE. Silence > KNOCK

The Fact of Faith

Faith, being both predicated and dependent on ignorance, may sound foolish to philosophical virgins but, insooth, faith is a phenomenologically transcendent state.

Haiku #203

Life is filled with traps 

Many use pity for bait 

Soft hearts chewed apart 

Existential Conundrum One

There’s a simply humongous herd of peoploids out in the world who are impervious to irony. Make it as obvious as you like but it just won’t penetrate. And they have the right to vote!! It’s nothing short of terrifying.…

Faithal Question

Faith is the choice to believe in the absence of proof. Knowledge is the antithesis of faith, which is why gods that demand faith will never provide proof of their existence.

Haiku #202

Orchids are lovely 

Orchids feed on death, not dirt

Beauty’s treacherous 

Haiku #201

The sound of whipping 

Shreds of clothing on the floor 

Prove nothing at all 


(From: “15 Shades of Clay”)

Thursday 29 August 2019

This Moment’s Thought

If everyone had perfect pitch, baseball games would never end. 

Stock Tip O’ The Week

Given the incredibly rapid and seeming inevitability of human innovation, this is not the most propitious time to invest heavily in the shoelace industry. 

Poetry 101

How do you turn a single line of text into a poem?

Just give the fucking line a title. Done.

Just A Thought

If everyone had perfect pitch baseball games would never end.

The Supreme Irony

Some day I am going to manage to kill myself and that will be the greatest achievement of my life.

Haiku #200

Kick back and relax 

How serious can things be 

While we’re still breathing?

 




Haiku #199

Don’t know what to do?

You’ve a playground in your head 

To play there, stay there 

Haiku #198

As the skies turn black 

Blow upon the wizard’s horn

Call in a new dawn 

Monday 26 August 2019

Haiku #197

Love and hate don’t mix

The brain’s just a reservoir 

Filled with what’s put in 

Haiku #196

Sundown skins the sky

Flays it with the knife of night 

Wonders to reveal 

Mindsets

Some do not know.

These are the ignorant.

It’s no insult, only a fact.

Some can be taught.

Some cannot be.

These are the damaged.

Some refuse knowledge. 

These are the dangerous. 

Sunday 25 August 2019

Haiku #195

The hiss of dry leaves 

Detritus of summers gone 

Memory’s sweet scent 

Saturday 24 August 2019

The Last Lotto

Believe me when I 
Say I’ve yet to lose 
My faith in the future. 
D’you wonder why?
Because I know 
My neighbours. 
Just as the scientists
Have their Doomsday Clock,
I know that were we really 
Living in the Last Days,
Bookies would have 
Armageddon on the 
Big Board and folks 
Would be betting 
On the year, day, hour 
Of the Celestial Horns. 
Gamblers are, of
Necessity, optimists so
When THEY are weighing 
The odds of The End
Of Days, that’s when you 
Should worry. 

“Z”

The nomenclature of

The “living dead” is as

Dumb as a zombie. 

If it needs to eat, be

It brains or Weetabix,

Then it ain’t dead. 

Period.

Nada.

Zilch. 

Haiku #194

If you can remove 

Inflamed appendices, cool!

Now, what if it’s yours?

Haiku #193

You’ve just met someone 

Ask naught that you can’t answer 

Wisdom isn’t knowledge 

Haiku #192

It’s everywhere 

Yet it’s not where the stuff is 

Both are exclusive 

Thursday 22 August 2019

P.O.V.

You needn’t take 
A trip, cross all those 
Klicks, to Lunar Lady 
Moon just to see  
That humanity’s too
Puny to view.
Should you choose 
To zoom your gaze
Past all the haze to
Let us say, the 
Caribbean isles,
What’ll greet thine
Eye?
The geography of 
Your holiday dreams, 
Reduced to specks 
Amidst which sits the 
The largest isle and 
The most problematic:
Cuba, a unique spot 
Among specks, an
Odd mishmash of
Cultures and cash
Which, when seen from 
Space, has naught to
Boast of but the fact 
That it looks much like 
A lost moustache 
Sitting not far from 
The American coast. 

Wednesday 21 August 2019

Questions, Questions

Is it an egg if it has no contents?

Is it an egg if the contents have no shell?

Must all equations rest in balance?

Can you be human without humanity?

Why do we so focus on souls 

When we can’t connect them to life?

Why do we keep asking questions 

When answers are found for but a few?

Tuesday 20 August 2019

7.0

My 

Memories 

Comprise 

My 

Personal 

Religion 

6.9

Deft

Dreck

Defiles 

Your 

Mind’s

Aisles 

Haiku #191

Jewels are like hearts 

All that’s needed is one flaw

To leave it worthless 

Haiku #190

Vegetable truth 

Stare long at a cantaloupe 

It looks like a brain 

Haiku #189

Floral arrangements 

Emotions burst in your face 

Mysteries of Fate 

Friday 16 August 2019

Taming Chaos

Christianity 
May’ve begun the trend 
To codify the world 
From end to end and
All around, everything 
That could be found was
Named, numbered and 
Given a niche, said which 
Box was then locked, the 
Keys, now sanctified, made
The sole and sacred purview 
Of a State selected Few who,
Truth to tell, were held holy
Though they had but one 
Talent: they could spell
And the secrets of the 
Alphabet they would never 
Tell, instead they kept it 
To themselves. This mystery 
They did guard for many a
Century, guarding too the 
One thing they could do:
Read the labels on those 
Boxes that organised the 
World. Their ability to read
And file, with time became 
The notion that because 
They knew the names of 
Everything, they also kept 
And polished origins,
Causality, the secrets of 
Humanity but, this was 
Just a fallacy. 
They could put a thing 
Into its proper drawer but 
That was it, nothing more,
So while they could rightly 
Identify every bat, tree or fly,
The error that the Founders
Made was thinking that the 
Names of things, on shelves, 
In stacks, in the storage shed 
Out back, or even set as Art
In foliage, is all there is, the 
Sum of knowledge. 

6.8

Filed

To

Blades 

Tooth 

And 

Nail

Haiku #188

She was fair but frail 

Life’s dark armies gathered ‘round 

An unfair conquest 

Thursday 15 August 2019

Haiku #187

Love’s a flighty state

Like Heaven as you enter 

Pure Hell as you leave 

Haiku #186

If you know, do tell 

Experience is all real 

So how are dreams checked?

Crippled Creation

You’ve no need to ponder 

Not even to wonder 

What’s stifled creation 

Left it stalled at the station 

When such strange things 

Are bought as tomes of

Other people’s thoughts 

Haiku #185

My journal’s begun

In frenzied innovation:

From death to day one 

Haiku #184

Bricking in your soul 

Vulnerable solitude 

Leaves you few options 

Haiku #183

First loves who left you 

Live on in your DNA 

Lost yet there to stay

Haiku #182

Evolution’s jest 

We, mainly of water formed

Are able to drown

Haiku #181

Pacifism’s two-edged 

Though peace may win moral gold 

What’s that to the killed?

Wednesday 14 August 2019

Haiku #180

Red necks with red caps

White skins hidden by white sheets 

Crimson run the streets 

Tuesday 13 August 2019

Haiku #179

Woods of willows wave 

A tramp back from a damp camp

So came the city 

Haiku #178

There once was a thought 

A feline live and dead, boxed

Wave hi, wave goodbye 


(Thanks to @albyselkie for the inspiration.)

Haiku #177

Pink sand ‘neath my feet 

Strategy and beach tactics 

Trap the final wave 

Haiku #176

Moonlight silvers leaves 

Warm lips pale as a corpse’s

Well matched to your heart 

Sunday 11 August 2019

Haiku #175

Still I remember 

Both halves of the bed were warm 

Now even dreams freeze

Saturday 10 August 2019

Thursday 8 August 2019

6.6

Cloud 

Castles

Are 

Where 

Sleep’s

Spent 

6.5

Life’s 

A

Puzzle 

That 

Solves 

Itself 

6.4

Cast

Hopes

Skyward 

Blessings

Shall 

Rain 

Haiku #174

All of your armour 

Bright defensive emotions 

Fail as the night falls 

Haiku #173

Breathe the musty air 

The ancestral air of tombs

Forever smells of lies 

Haiku #172

Freeze in the desert?

Oh, yes, you can even if 

Unexpectedly. 

Haiku #171

Dust devil, sand witch

Freeze dried life expressed as forms

Plato’s cave their home 

Haiku #170

Forest of shadows 

Fear of the unknown unseen 

Love’s a leap of faith 

Monday 5 August 2019

Haiku #169

  
Intricate structures 

Draped in scores of grim, grey, skins

This wait will be sweet 

Chess: The Contest

There are some people who are so mild mannered, so innately nice, that they won’t even play chess, considering it to be too violent. There are very few of these folks, their numbers having been culled by the brutal, bloodthirsty, chess players.

Origin Stories (example 1)

Humans are the only animals born neurotic. The Book of Genesis being so misunderstood is the proof. Once we birthed the unnecessary idea of sin, we explained it by choosing to believe it’d always existed. Each sin had to once be committed for the first time, as an “original sin.”

Haiku #168

Have the Four Horsemen 

Been upgraded to Bikers

Over the aeons?

Sunday 4 August 2019

Haiku #167

Dislocation: Be 

It act, fact or feral fright

Best indulged by night 

Friday 2 August 2019

Haiku #166

Broken love’s a bug

The beautiful dragonfly 

That annoys ‘til killed 

6.3

Bawdy

Bodies 

Sere

Skinned

Still 

Heat

6.2

Weirdly 

Wired 

Wanton 

Thoughts 

Beget 

Regret 

Haiku #165

Language can be strange 

I’ve changed my mind or have I?

It feels just the same 

Thursday 1 August 2019

Haiku #164

The grinding ground groans

Limp-wristed moonlight drips down 

Time dies ere the dawn 

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