Those Pesky Afterlives

You can call any religion “practical” if its doctrine of what happens after our bodies die is correct. Unfortunately, the truth is only known to the dead. And the dead are notorious for being unanimously close mouthed on that (and many other) topics. I think that the dead are being very selfish and incredibly stubborn. It would only take one to settle all of our divisive theological differences. (Although I don’t expect Lazarus to pop up. That poor bastard has already died twice!)

Haiku #94

To a pacifist 

“War hero” is nothing but 

An oxymoron.